The Federation of Neo Rojava is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 274 million Rojavani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hasakah. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rojavan economy, worth 27.9 trillion Lira-Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 101,672 Lira-Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime is totally unknown. Neo Rojava's national animal is the Sparrowhawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Neo Rojava is ranked 75,946^th in the world and 1,157^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,319.22 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.